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chrononautical-eelektross:

Yes, Tim Burton’s office, I’d like a Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared movie starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as Notepad and Tony the Talking Clock.

rhymewithrachel:

only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying

mindblowingfactz:

Apparently, ants have a clear colored abdomen – something that photographer Mohamed Babu and his wife discovered one day when they noticed a “white ant” that was crawling along their counter. It turns out, the ant had just consumed a drop of milk that was left on the counter, turning his lower half white. The photographer set up a variety of colored water pools and patiently waited until the ants consumed the liquid to show their colored abdomens.

spongepopculture:

"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"

The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe

constantreminders:

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

I will be that heavily tattooed, half naked gran when I’m seventy. ✌️

ultrafacts:

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sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do